Headlines This Week 5/22

• I’m not exactly blessed in the chestal region, so whenever I see a new gimmick to help push my puppies up, I get a little perky (no pun or alliteration intended). VOILA! A heat sensitive push-up bra… Popgloss.com
• That purported shootout at Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s second wedding in Costa Rica may have also been their last big media blowout. Married people just aren’t as interesting as unmarrieds, so let’s let those two buy curtain rods at Home Depot together in peace. Paparazzi have a new model-football-player couple to trail: Hilary Rhoda and Mark Sanchez. NYMag.com

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of “Inglourious Basterds”, the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie are American. I like them out there as representatives of the US. Unless we can somehow get John Wayne to date the Statue of Liberty, I vote for these two. WWTD.com
• Back in 1998, Anna Wintour refused to allow Oprah to be on the cover of Vogue unless she lost a bunch of weight. Anna later relented after seeing people who looked like “little houses” on a trip to Minnesota and decided that her magazine needed to educate people on the dangers of being a fat f***. Gawker.com
• Drew Barrymore must have hit her head and woke up thinking she was M.I.A, because her poor outfit choice indicates that she’s a cracked-out hipster. Just because our little Sri Lankan rapper can pull off the crazy tie-dye tights and see-through tops doesn’t mean that Barrymore, pushing 40, should even attempt. FashionIndie.com

Headlines This Week 5/15

• Chanel fast food?? This is the most appetizing fast food I’ve seen in years. Karl Lagerfeld also just made me feel fat. I want it. Popgloss.com
• 60 Minutes is definitely airing the Anna Wintour piece they’ve been working on for the past six months this Sunday. And the news program just released the first footage of the editor in all of her glory, days away from the debut of the twelve-minute segment. NYMag.com
• Roberto Cavalli opened his first 30 million dollar nightclub in Dubai on Thursday, which boasts a restaurant, Swarovski crystals hanging from the ceiling, and furniture with animal-print upholstery, bonus features include a sushi bar and boutique selling jewelry, watches, and Cavalli’s favorite Italian food. FashionIndie.com

• Marion Cotillard might have earned an Oscar for her performance as Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose, but the actress is taking on a glamorous new cinematic challenge as part of her campaign as the face of the Lady Dior handbag. People.com
• Lady GaGa wore an orbiting head piece designed by the young milliner Nasir Mazhar on “The Ellen Degeneres Show” yesterday, a daring piece of daytime drama that deserves reflection. NYTimes.com

Headlines This Week 5/8

• Fashionable face masks?! Yippee! Designed by Irina Blok “Proceeds will be donated to Children International to help Mexico fight the swine flu epidemic.” PopGloss.com
• Top Chef beauty Padma Lakshmi steps out of the kitchen and into the world of fashion. The former model will launch her namesake jewelry line, Padma, at Bergdorf Goodman. Fashion.Elle.com
• Not only is Anna Sui signed on to become the second participant in Target’s Designer Collaborations series, but her Target collection will be inspired by Gossip Girl’s four main female characters! Forget those couture price tags — now anyone can take home the looks of Blair, Serena, Jenny and Vanessa, who have all worn Anna Sui’s clothes on the hit show. People.com
• Continuing the wave of store openings this week, Derek Lam christened his new SoHo boutique Wednesday night with a jam-packed cocktail hour. Then *gasp* Rihanna arrived! Which is the only reason this headline is noteworthy. WWD.com
• Not sure why Lindsay Lohan still gets to be in magazines, especially Vogue, but here she is, in all her trashy glory… FashionIndie.com

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